Marketing The Apocalypse

Everyone needs marketing. It’s just that simple. If it was any other way, you’d walk through life making sales at every single step, converting every conversation you have into a profit generating activity. Alas, the Economic Apocalypse occurs every day – you have to work for your money. You’ll claw and scratch for mind-share, every brain-storm you have costs money, and and there is never enough time in the day to scavenge for the resources your business needs to survive.

Enter Zombie Apocalypse Games. We are a boutique marketing agency whose members have not only survived the Financial Doomsday repeatedly, but are thriving despite it. With a penchant for stretching your resources to cover the absolute maximum they possibly can, Zombie Apocalypse Games strive to deliver strong results every time. Whether you are targeting a single walker, or are prepared to fight for millions of them, we’ve got a Zombie Apocalypse plan for you.

Don’t give your ammunition to another mindless ad agency on yet another lifeless marketing campaign. Make every dollar count like the HEAD SHOT it should be! Survival in this post-apocalyptic environment can often mean the simple decision to use the right weapon at your disposal. Do you use a pipe bomb or a molotov? Yeah, sure, they both explode nice, and will take down a big chunk of a horde. But a bad bounce, poor aim, or timing that’s just a little off, and you’ll end up taking yourself out of the fight before the zombies start to claw at you.

As is our habit, we have prepared for this day. We knew your budgetary apocalypse was inevitable, and have been stockpiling supplies for your arrival. You may have heard of us, you may not. That doesn’t matter. You know it’s worth the risk to come see the arsenal we have stashed away in our safe house.

So, if you’d like to group up with rugged survivalists for mutual benefit, then find a defensible spot and send up a flare. We’re on our way.

Email survivor {at} zombie apocalypse games {dot}com or call 512-809-4401 for evac.

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