I’m an undead alien. Mostly in the mornings.

I’m an undead alien. Mostly in the mornings. It’s official – waking up this early in the morning is absolutely killing me, although the virus I have is apparently much slower than in most zombie games. But it is totally worth it because I’m working on the Alienware brand, now that #Iworkatdell

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Run For Your Lives!!!

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The reports are true! Zombies are descending upon the Austin, Texas area!!! Prepare yourselves now!!

Board up the house? Stockpile food? Are you NUTS? You need to stretch, and limber up. You’ll have no time to pick a weapon, you’re just going to have to RUN. Oh, did I mention this will be in the forest, with hundreds of your closest soon-to-be-zombie friends?

The Restless Dead fan fiction set in Left 4 Dead universe

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Have you ever literally tripped on something in the dark that you had no clue was there? Of course you have. Has that something in the dark been a zombie you missed when clearing the absolutely lightless room without a flashlight? No? Then you need to read The Restless Dead.

Downward Viral zombie card game Z gets its funding on Kickstarter

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DownwardViral – and its zombie card “Z.” has hit its $100,000 goal on Kickstarter. In fact, it has done even better than hit the goal, but it hasn’t exactly landed the headshot I’m sure they were hoping for. I’m hoping they have considerably more ammo, or maybe a melee weapon as a backup!

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Shaun of the Dead LEGO Zombie Apocalypse set? Wow, how many levels of cool can you have in one toy?

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I know. The possibilities are absolutely jaw dropping.

That’s right, someone thought of this. Not only did they think of it, they prototyped it. I’m in, where do I pay? It’s been making the rounds on Facebook, and I picked up on it this time.

Kotaku teaches us 19 ways to puke like a boomer zombie

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Kotaku teaches us 19 ways to puke like a boomer zombie. Barf-bags optional.

The Walking Dead season 3 slowly lurches toward us

The Walking Dead season 3 slowly lurches toward us. Its zombie hordes aren’t particularly fast, but they never get tired, don’t need sleep, and all those snapping teeth and rotting mouths want to eat you when they arrive on your doorstep. My doorstep. They’re outside, and they aren’t happy.

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